I would like to formally report Pecan Amor for creating a product that is clearly far too delicious to be legal.
I purchased two bags with every intention of exercising self-control. That plan lasted approximately four pecans.
At this point, I believe the only reasonable solution is for Pecan Amor to offer me employment. Compensation can be made entirely in pecans. In fact, I’d like to enroll in the Employee Pecan Benefits Program, where a weekly shipment is automatically deducted from my paycheck—because a monthly subscription is laughably inadequate and wildly optimistic.
My pantry is now judged solely on whether it contains Pecan Amor pecans. Other snacks have become decorative.
I cannot recommend these enough… although I do feel obligated to warn future customers that once you try them, you’ll be budgeting for pecans the same way normal people budget for electricity.
Five stars. Zero self-control. No regrets.
